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The Nuptial Heat

Protect your baby with toddler taser


Altered letter backfires, gets SC man more time behind bars

Man paid strippers with fake $100 bills

Running club members' flour route markings spark bioterrorism scare, charges

Naked man arrested in Dallas courthouse

Thieves switch police dog for puppy

N.C. man, 93, busted on cocaine charges

The Victory Drive

Some favor firings via instant message



Woman fined for throwing grapes at school board meeting

Man Dies After Surgeon Operates on Wrong Side of Head

Kid Fined for Putting Teacher on YouTube

Red Bull overdose stops man's heart

Lightning Kills Matron Of Honor At Dinner

YouTube posting leads to arrests of two teenagers

Gray Youth

Wealthy Russian's attempt to buy B-52 at Moscow air show fails to get off the ground


Dancer broke into (sheriff's) training building

Iphone hacked!

Man accused of biting girlfriend's snake

German leaves dead mother two years in armchair

Gaping “hole” in the cosmos detected

Would-be ATM thief photographed himself

Credit Causing Headaches

Accused campground peeper tied to tree



Fired NYPD Detective Says Marijuana Meatballs Led to Failed Drug Test

Buy magazines or else

Pigeon dung contributed to Minneapolis bridge collapse

Gunman stops heist to hand out cigarettes

Woman stabs husband during sex

Phone pot plant photos prompts arrest

Shaky Frisco Flight

Boy is accused of sausage assault


Men with 'Cavemen' faces most attractive to women

Bizarre case of robber 'who left name and address'

Mattel sues porn site

Death of officer 40 years after shooting may bring new charges for gunman

Town upset with police trip to hooters

Japan protestor sends PM severed finger

Lights in Luxor

Man fakes death to get out of Verizon contract



Woman finds camera attached to public toilet

Clothing will once again be optional in Vermont town

Naked woman with hammer charged with assault

Scientist fired for testing DNA, spouse’s fidelity

Woman burns penis of dozing ex-spouse

Man with 78 kids plans 22 more

Riding the taxi to hell

Man gets $4,190.76 iPhone bill




Robber jailed for sex toy 'armed' raid

10-year-old boy locked in gun safe at wholesale club

Amorous behavior at Taco Bell leads to drug citation

Not the topless car wash they expected

Dad goes in hiding after lottery prank

Dog’s tombstone got people barking mad

Woo The Wow!

Burglar toasted $100 theft with wine, cops say.



Cat dropping coffee is hit.

Woman takes man for ride -- on top of car.

Robbers snatch dog poo.

Driver holding beer arrested driving car with only three tires.

Plastic car will be world’s cheapest.

Copter pilot ticketed for lunch landing.

Whack the Whack

$1 million postage charge to send 2-19 cent washers.



Bank robber left his resume, photo at scene.

Cop cutout reminds drivers to slow down.

Naked man takes dip in stranger's hot tub.

Snakes in the poker game!

Afraid of hurricanes, 8-year-old tries to pedal back to Ohio.

Topless (woman) shoplifter nabbed after brief foot chase.

See the gold in darkness!

Missile launcher among weapons brought in for cop gun exchange program.



Diabetic woman locked in bank.

Gang sign part of Virginia tourism pitch.

Mistake in Arkansas law allows kids to marry.

13 yr old fisherman catches diver.

Man asks badged detective for meth

Middle school principal admits selling meth at school.

Burn The Rose!

Saddam Hussein to be hanged again.


Giant baby born.

Man's life saved when seatbelt does Heimlich maneuver.

Utah school errs in President's name.

Escaping monkey picked on lock.

Judge wont give up $54 million pants suit.

MP3 under hijab during jury duty not crime.

Hell in the sky

Is the "@" symbol good enough for a baby's name?



Vows of poverty not good enough to prevent robbery.

Woman's wiccan ritual annoys neighbors.

Man pleads guilty for collecting money over eating glass.

Snitches target brand new upscale shopping center.

Shooting victim told to walk the pain off.

News man accused of bank robbery.

Who? What? Why?

If you're planning to rob a liquor store, (don't use duct tape to conceal your face).



Landlord passes pain of tax bill treasurer's office with $12,656.07 in coins and $1 bills.

Imus uses $120 million gun to force comeback to CBS.

Man gets fired for complaining of boss flashing her boobs.

Robber wears mop on head.

Caffeine overdose sands 17 yr old girl to hospital.

Naked man tells cops he thought Beasley Park was a nude beach.

Major Northeast Candleburn

If the cocaine you bought is fake, dont call the cops.



Ohio man charged with exposing his breasts.

Busted blind driver caught driving again.

Man vents frustration over ex-girlfriend by castrating her cat.

Website offers to ruin people's lives for $20 a month.

Police officer bust wife, also police officer, for drunk driving.

Chinese reporter jailed for faking story of buns made with cardboard.

Spring Out The Future

If you're going to have an affair, stay away from 1-800-Flowers.



Cyberville sex leads to lawsuit.

Thailand officials use Hello Kitty as cop demerits.

9 year old alcoholic arrested 35 times.

Severed finger points to motorbike thief.

A 20ish yr old thief walks in a Texas boot store with tennis shoes and walks out with a $10,000 pair of boots.

Republican values create child molesters.

Shower the stars

California earthquake predicted by scientist.




Parking ticket adds to the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile woes.

Comics of nude Pablo Picasso lands man in trial.

Bigger condoms, bigger impact?

Plan your 2012 vacation in a space hotel.

Stealing own piss lands man in hot water.

Is glamorous smoking explicit enough for movie 'R' rating?

Here Comes The Green Fog!

Man starts petition to tax marijuana to help solve California's budget problems.



Decapitated snake head bites man.

Former guard charged with using courthouse cameras to peep into restrooms of condos.

Dog shoots owner.

Woman sings through labor at an Idol audition.

A German company invents The Piss-Screen urinal game to help reduce drunk driving.

Burglar decides to nap in stolen car.

Screw coffee, go Rockstar!

It's been a wild party for one of Rudy Giuliani's daughters.




A New York principal hires voodoo priestess to ward off evil spirits from school.

Add an iPod to the list of items not to bring to work.

Credit worries turn stock market into a mad rollercoaster.

Pollution, human rights violations, piracy, and food safety crisis, are already creating a very visible haze over the China's Olympics.

Mexicans have been trekking to United States and selling blood.

We have Idaho taxpayers footing the bill for a transgender inmate's hormone therapy.

Thor's Deux

Bush had Lyme Disease.



Don't ask, don't tell has evolved to "do tell, don't serve".

In God we can trust not to go to Narcotics Anonymous.

Famed child psychiatrist facing trial for diddling with young male patients.

Alleged rapist snapped photo of himself with accuser's cellphone.

Priest accused of running au naturel.

Trail of candy wrappers lead police to gas station burglars.

Smiling Steroids

Does unknown steroids and baseball make Barry Bonds a role model?




Bloggers help win robbed Lodi gas station employees fired over $16 get their jobs back.

50 banannas fail to retrieve evidence from suspect.

Nurse meets next-door bully's threat with lawsuit.

If you're going to rob a bank, dont forget to bring the bag for the cash.

Bureaucracy at it's best causes, Lucerne Valley residents' water tanks dry up.

Seismic activity quickly stops Utah mine rescue try.

Requiem For Colorful Sunsets

National Writers Union seek to unionize bloggers.



With the stock market rollercoaster driving people crazy, nothing seems crazier than CNBC's Cramer going crazy over Stock Market.

Here we have 4 San Diego firemen filing sexual harrassment complaints after being forced to drive firetruck at gay pride parade.

A pencil for her thoughts, as it was embedded in her brain for 55 years.

Mexico's bounty hunting case against Duane Chapman goes to the dogs.

The U.S. Administration faces naked truth over many issues including a scantily dressed Florida man scaling the White House fence.

So much for Rumpelstiltskin, scientists awaken 100,000-year-old microbes locked in Antartic ice.

Love, Body and Playing Cop

Sex with stop signs lands man in jail.




Let's bring the soldiers back home, we got fighting robots deployed in Iraq now.

An indepdent investigation has found that UCLA campus police used excessive force by tasering a student in November of 2006.

Another dubious medal of honor for President Bush, another record poppy crop in Afghanistan.

Chinese hairboy makes a bid to be part of the Olympics torch relay.

Fear not the full moon, as researchers find that the full moon theory is full of bull.

Does the California Secretary of State Debra Bowen decertifying voting machines make her look like Katherine Harris?

Bring Up The Truth

Dude ,when you're 18 you're going to have to sign up to get yourself blown up or come back home to jail.



A pair of stupid thieves decide to break into a Texas spy shop!

Ladies, it's healthy to get some sun for those sweet jugs of yours!

Oh Jesus, what is Wal-Mart up to this time?

You still have to pay your bills, even if you're dead, or else your headstone gets repossessed.

Throw her the tips! We have a Florida stripper reviving her customer during her strip show.

Rest Those Horns!

A Florida woman was caught drunk driving for the third time and nothing in the world can make this DUI more newsworthy than the T-Shirt she had on.



A former Orange County Superior Court judge thought he could be above the law and keep sexually explicit pictures of young boys on his home computer long after getting caught diddling with a 14 yr old neighbor.

Hey guys, it pays to get angry and get rid of the angry women.

Cry me a river if a bank spews out $20 bills instead of $5's.

The West-Nile overhype has the California Governor declaring emergency in 3 counties over it.

It's a bird, Its a plane, Its a very retro looking Moller M200X volantor thats set for production in California.

Doom fans, you'll get to show your rage again with the new game from id Software.

Pisces Of Fish

Here we have a Los Angeles minister who believes marijuana is a religious sacrament has gone far enough to supply 400 people in his Temple 420 congregation with marijuana worshiping services every week.


Hey New York cabbies, if you're going to prevent GPS systems from invading your cabs, you had better start skipping the brothels, quit zig zagging your fares up, and quit planting bodies for the mafia.

Thanks to technology, a Florida woman takes a harder fall when her falling scam act was caught on video cam.

A drunk New York man decided go for a drive from Lyons to Geneva in a lawnmower.

The media flock people like Paris Hilton. This time they're flocking around an armless Florida driver due to be sentenced for drug and traffic offenses.

A $21 million painting believed to be made by Van Gogh turns out to be a fake.

What could be more ominous sign of the times than a lamb being born with 7 legs?

Thor's Day

Watch your back Congressman Rob Simmons you could find the infamous, former Florida Secretary of State, Congresswoman Katherine Harris hitting on another congressman during your speech.



Hey Elvis, your name is getting an extreme ($250 million) makeover! It's gold for your dandy sideburns!

The city of Los Angeles can ban smoking in city parks in an effort to prevent fires that are usually caused by lightening. Come on get real!

Whoopi! A new face to replace Rosie O'donnell's is in The View!

Getting down to the skin or grassroots, a large group of Vancouver bicyclists decided to ride naked in protest of car culture and oil dependence. The naked truth of oil dependence will bring chaos into our civilization if we don't reduce our dependency on oil soon.

For real or not, Jack McClellan is probably getting his kicks for being open and very public over his pedophilic interests. He's playing a twisted chess game with the parents and the police. The cops have to be careful, they don't want another John Karr embarrassment.

Suppose you want to get out of a date, some could say "No Thanks", however a 20 year old California woman has decided to fake her abduction to get out of a date.

The first day of Augustus

Rehabbing vicious pitbulls, how zany! The Press -Telegram says the Los Angeles Animal Services planned to use parolees to make cuddly bears out of those little loose monsters harvested from street.

Marriage itself can be a lifelong rollercoaster, but a Mentone couple decided to start their marriage at a Knotts Berry Farm rollercoaster. They're in for a rude treat. Marriages have their ups an downs and just beginning one with ups and downs is a guaranteed ticket to ending one with ups and downs.

Panty raids are college pastimes. However it's gone from pastimes to big business as Raleigh has been having their share of panty raids. Its become a business for a small band of thieves. Probably college students who learned it from their fraternities.

Orange County Fair is always been the big cheese in the Costa Mesa's economy. Next year it will say so when it says cheese. Its a cheesy 3 weeks experience for dieting fair workers who try to avoid the abundance of cheesy and greasy fair food.

When it comes to tying flags to poles, Russia plans something different, by tying their flag to the north pole 13,000 feet below the ice cap. Desperation for oil has never gone this far low.

The Black Cross, the largest pink condom in the world, was unveiled and taken out for a ride right into the Guinness Book of World Records. Try it on a sperm whale.

The trade war with China escalates as Fisher-Price recalls lead contaminated toys. Wow! We never recalled the lead contaminated candies from Mexico did'nt we? How Mexifornia!