The first day of Augustus

Rehabbing vicious pitbulls, how zany! The Press -Telegram says the Los Angeles Animal Services planned to use parolees to make cuddly bears out of those little loose monsters harvested from street.

Marriage itself can be a lifelong rollercoaster, but a Mentone couple decided to start their marriage at a Knotts Berry Farm rollercoaster. They're in for a rude treat. Marriages have their ups an downs and just beginning one with ups and downs is a guaranteed ticket to ending one with ups and downs.

Panty raids are college pastimes. However it's gone from pastimes to big business as Raleigh has been having their share of panty raids. Its become a business for a small band of thieves. Probably college students who learned it from their fraternities.

Orange County Fair is always been the big cheese in the Costa Mesa's economy. Next year it will say so when it says cheese. Its a cheesy 3 weeks experience for dieting fair workers who try to avoid the abundance of cheesy and greasy fair food.

When it comes to tying flags to poles, Russia plans something different, by tying their flag to the north pole 13,000 feet below the ice cap. Desperation for oil has never gone this far low.

The Black Cross, the largest pink condom in the world, was unveiled and taken out for a ride right into the Guinness Book of World Records. Try it on a sperm whale.

The trade war with China escalates as Fisher-Price recalls lead contaminated toys. Wow! We never recalled the lead contaminated candies from Mexico did'nt we? How Mexifornia!