Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Fast Ghetto Blogger Is On Vacation Until Sept 5

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Monday, August 13, 2007

Spring Out The Future

If you're going to have an affair, stay away from 1-800-Flowers.



Cyberville sex leads to lawsuit.

Thailand officials use Hello Kitty as cop demerits.

9 year old alcoholic arrested 35 times.

Severed finger points to motorbike thief.

A 20ish yr old thief walks in a Texas boot store with tennis shoes and walks out with a $10,000 pair of boots.

Republican values create child molesters.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Here Comes The Green Fog!

Man starts petition to tax marijuana to help solve California's budget problems.



Decapitated snake head bites man.

Former guard charged with using courthouse cameras to peep into restrooms of condos.

Dog shoots owner.

Woman sings through labor at an Idol audition.

A German company invents The Piss-Screen urinal game to help reduce drunk driving.

Burglar decides to nap in stolen car.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Requiem For Colorful Sunsets

National Writers Union seek to unionize bloggers.



With the stock market rollercoaster driving people crazy, nothing seems crazier than CNBC's Cramer going crazy over Stock Market.

Here we have 4 San Diego firemen filing sexual harrassment complaints after being forced to drive firetruck at gay pride parade.

A pencil for her thoughts, as it was embedded in her brain for 55 years.

Mexico's bounty hunting case against Duane Chapman goes to the dogs.

The U.S. Administration faces naked truth over many issues including a scantily dressed Florida man scaling the White House fence.

So much for Rumpelstiltskin, scientists awaken 100,000-year-old microbes locked in Antartic ice.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Love, Body and Playing Cop

Sex with stop signs lands man in jail.




Let's bring the soldiers back home, we got fighting robots deployed in Iraq now.

An indepdent investigation has found that UCLA campus police used excessive force by tasering a student in November of 2006.

Another dubious medal of honor for President Bush, another record poppy crop in Afghanistan.

Chinese hairboy makes a bid to be part of the Olympics torch relay.

Fear not the full moon, as researchers find that the full moon theory is full of bull.

Does the California Secretary of State Debra Bowen decertifying voting machines make her look like Katherine Harris?

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Bring Up The Truth

Dude ,when you're 18 you're going to have to sign up to get yourself blown up or come back home to jail.



A pair of stupid thieves decide to break into a Texas spy shop!

Ladies, it's healthy to get some sun for those sweet jugs of yours!

Oh Jesus, what is Wal-Mart up to this time?

You still have to pay your bills, even if you're dead, or else your headstone gets repossessed.

Throw her the tips! We have a Florida stripper reviving her customer during her strip show.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Rest Those Horns!

A Florida woman was caught drunk driving for the third time and nothing in the world can make this DUI more newsworthy than the T-Shirt she had on.



A former Orange County Superior Court judge thought he could be above the law and keep sexually explicit pictures of young boys on his home computer long after getting caught diddling with a 14 yr old neighbor.

Hey guys, it pays to get angry and get rid of the angry women.

Cry me a river if a bank spews out $20 bills instead of $5's.

The West-Nile overhype has the California Governor declaring emergency in 3 counties over it.

It's a bird, Its a plane, Its a very retro looking Moller M200X volantor thats set for production in California.

Doom fans, you'll get to show your rage again with the new game from id Software.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Pisces Of Fish

Here we have a Los Angeles minister who believes marijuana is a religious sacrament has gone far enough to supply 400 people in his Temple 420 congregation with marijuana worshiping services every week.


Hey New York cabbies, if you're going to prevent GPS systems from invading your cabs, you had better start skipping the brothels, quit zig zagging your fares up, and quit planting bodies for the mafia.

Thanks to technology, a Florida woman takes a harder fall when her falling scam act was caught on video cam.

A drunk New York man decided go for a drive from Lyons to Geneva in a lawnmower.

The media flock people like Paris Hilton. This time they're flocking around an armless Florida driver due to be sentenced for drug and traffic offenses.

A $21 million painting believed to be made by Van Gogh turns out to be a fake.

What could be more ominous sign of the times than a lamb being born with 7 legs?

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Thor's Day

Watch your back Congressman Rob Simmons you could find the infamous, former Florida Secretary of State, Congresswoman Katherine Harris hitting on another congressman during your speech.



Hey Elvis, your name is getting an extreme ($250 million) makeover! It's gold for your dandy sideburns!

The city of Los Angeles can ban smoking in city parks in an effort to prevent fires that are usually caused by lightening. Come on get real!

Whoopi! A new face to replace Rosie O'donnell's is in The View!

Getting down to the skin or grassroots, a large group of Vancouver bicyclists decided to ride naked in protest of car culture and oil dependence. The naked truth of oil dependence will bring chaos into our civilization if we don't reduce our dependency on oil soon.

For real or not, Jack McClellan is probably getting his kicks for being open and very public over his pedophilic interests. He's playing a twisted chess game with the parents and the police. The cops have to be careful, they don't want another John Karr embarrassment.

Suppose you want to get out of a date, some could say "No Thanks", however a 20 year old California woman has decided to fake her abduction to get out of a date.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

The first day of Augustus

Rehabbing vicious pitbulls, how zany! The Press -Telegram says the Los Angeles Animal Services planned to use parolees to make cuddly bears out of those little loose monsters harvested from street.

Marriage itself can be a lifelong rollercoaster, but a Mentone couple decided to start their marriage at a Knotts Berry Farm rollercoaster. They're in for a rude treat. Marriages have their ups an downs and just beginning one with ups and downs is a guaranteed ticket to ending one with ups and downs.

Panty raids are college pastimes. However it's gone from pastimes to big business as Raleigh has been having their share of panty raids. Its become a business for a small band of thieves. Probably college students who learned it from their fraternities.

Orange County Fair is always been the big cheese in the Costa Mesa's economy. Next year it will say so when it says cheese. Its a cheesy 3 weeks experience for dieting fair workers who try to avoid the abundance of cheesy and greasy fair food.

When it comes to tying flags to poles, Russia plans something different, by tying their flag to the north pole 13,000 feet below the ice cap. Desperation for oil has never gone this far low.

The Black Cross, the largest pink condom in the world, was unveiled and taken out for a ride right into the Guinness Book of World Records. Try it on a sperm whale.

The trade war with China escalates as Fisher-Price recalls lead contaminated toys. Wow! We never recalled the lead contaminated candies from Mexico did'nt we? How Mexifornia!